Oh Danielson...it feels so good to wax on...and on and on and on.  

  When you first get on this route, you might have feelings of being a 98 pound weakling, getting sand kicked in your face and bitch slapped by guys wearing black. But once you get your groove going and find the odd, yet pleasurable places to put your hands, it becomes great five eleven fun climbing straight to the championship round.  

  Definitely a route that will teach you to stand up for yourself.

Wax On

I Fight Dirty

Wax Off

A Kick to the Coin

A sick, steep, ass-kicking climb with the epitome of a bad attitude. This tough, blonde route begins with a wicked, beta-intensive start, with miserable small holds that will make you barn door unless you sweep the leg properly. 

  If you survive the brutality of the first two bolts, expect this route to fight back with a no-holds-barred barrage of small pockets, deadly crimps and other fisticuff-like features that will deal you blow after devastating blow. Ends with a sick undercling feature with no feet. A New Skool climb with an Old School sensibility. 

  PUMPY! POWERFUL! Pain, agony and feelings of failure are normal. Every move is a punch below the belt! To properly train for this route, it is advised that you stand with your legs apart, and have your belayer kick you in the groin several times before you attempt to red point.

Oh Danielson, you can tell how how strong a climber's hands are by how often he or she wax off. 

  Get ready to tire out your hairy palms. This climb gives you the business quick and doesn't stop until the chaffing becomes unbearable. 

  Oh Danielson, come spanky your wanky while you yank yourself up a fairly continuous route full of ways to further your self-abuse. Have yourself some sensual private time at this really fun, semi-secluded climb that pulls on wicked small, but awesome holds. 

  Great fun! A good climb in a great location for doing things that you ought to be doing away from everyone else anyway.

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