Im not 100% on this, but I believe this problem's name is an acronym for "Fat People Need Not Apply".  If you like crimpy short little problems, this one if pretty fun. 

  Start on the smaller overhanging face to the left of the big, main roadside face. this line is to the left of the small overhang. 

  Find the two low, thin crimps 4ft apart. pick up and move into another crimp edge. pull to the top to press over.

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Mini Roadside

Roadside Arete

Whitney

Hypertension

Maddie’s Problem

Reverse Traverse

Stupid Human Trick

Flake Problem

Brooklyn Bridge

Counter Pressure

Dave's Line

Centerline

Money Shot (extended start)

Counter Pressure (Proper)

MiniRoadside Traverse

Mini Roadside Right

King's Road

Moneyshot

Start on Flake Problem (v0). Once reach the second jug, traverse to the crimps on FPNNA. The crux is moving the right hand to the rightmost crimp. The little ledge beneath you in this area is useful for feet. From the crimps, make a big throw to the jug in the picture and do a fun mantle top out. 

SDS R hand just inside arete on edge, L hand on start of Flake Problem.   Straight up to small R crimp then long move to L hand crimp.

Great overhanging corner. Great holds all the way through.  Sit start this one for more fun.

Start same as Brooklyn Bridge, move into a low horizontal crimp rail, climb through a big move to a left facing jagged crimpslot, may need more detail here...

Climb up "Counter Pressure (Proper)" to the first jugs. At the jugs, traverse right through crimps and jugs. Make a huge move to the right to gain the side of the boulder at the break. Cross over into the finish of "Centerline" and top out as per... 

  -Note-    I climbed this on Friday, November 4th, 2011... Im sure its been climbed before, but thus far no one I have asked has had any info about it. If this has gone previously please left me know the name, grade, and first asentionest so I can list it... Great line!

SDS as for moneyshot, but traverse right onto the slopey rails with opposite direction (but very different beta!!) as you would for Brooklyn Bridge.  Proceed then into Dave's Line using the mini-hueco and crimp, and finish with a powerful culminating move to the finger-lock/lip at the bottom of the arete.   Negotiate the top-out on the on the right most part of the boulder. 

  The bottom ledge is off as it is for all the problems on this boulder. 

  I remember working this one with Severn back in the day and noticed it on 8a.nu... fun line that is a bit of a link-up, but still hosts unique moves and is the only line you don't need 4+ pads for!

Stand start on side-by-side left-facing crimps and fly to Moneyshot's three finger jug. Pop again for a casual top out. Probably doesn't deserve to be its own problem, but it's in the Dr. Topo and I actually like it as a warm up.

SDS on two low edges, climb L into huge flake.

the preexisting jug on what used to be called "ivan's link up"(v6) broke back in the day... 

  brooklyn bridge sit starts on the "dave's line" jug 

  It then traverses left on crimps into "center line" and ends on the centerline seam/crack. 

  There isnt any definite crux, just super sustained climbing. Bring all of your power endurance for this one! 

  Here is a video of Andy "Forearms" Cutler taming The Bridge to get you psyched on it: 

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Sit start nice holds then crimp up and slightly left to the top-out above.      Left wall is on.

Sit start at the far right of the main, large roadside boulder. This line climbs just left of the breakdown of the boulder's right side. The side of the boulder is off.

 Sit start on the chunky, blocky portion at the bottom of the overhang. Move up through crimps (using the "little beaver tooth/porcupine crimp/blood nugget") to gain the left facing sidepull. latch the top and roll over.

Crimp ladder into the crack (laid back topout)

Sit start on "Daves Line" and traverse left just as you would for "Brooklyn Bridge". Climb into "Money Shot" and fire the dyno. Continue up "Money Shot" for the top-out.

Sit start on the low jug break at the base of the overhang. reach up high to the thin vertical crimps and pop up to massive jugs. finish straight up (this version of counter pressure is with the left arete/wall off, useing only the main boulder).

This line is obviously an eliminate, since the top of the boulder is off. That said, it certainly is fun! I'm guessing it's been done before, but I discovered it while nursing an ankle injury and looking for problems close to the ground. The grade is just my opinion... it certianly feels easier than Middle Roadside, which gets v4.

Same start as Mini Roadside, cross left to crimp and right to roadside arete - top out Mini Roadside. Variation to a fun problem. 

The ultimate linkup and the most epic line at Roadside. Traverse the entire length of the main two boulders, from right to left, bottom to top. Start on Dave's jug and climb through Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of finishing through the crack keep moving left and eventually finish over Counter Pressure at the far left side.

Classic crimp problem. Only downside is that the bottom block/shelf is off for feet.

Admin Note: This is an amazing boulder problem and a staple point for the V7 grade in VA. If you live in or around the Bburg area and want to test your steep crimping skills, this is your line.   Additionally, the fact that the bottom shelf is not on is not a hindrance at all. Not using the bottom is pretty straight forward.

This is a small outcropping closest to the road.  A 20 ft slab formation can be seen across the road from the parking lot.  The boulder problems are on the back side of this formation.

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